The Christmas Party *It was Christmas in the future city of Megalopolis, and everyone was giving presents and opening them* Boy: Here you go mommy. Woman: Oh, a boaconstrictor! How-- Boaconstrictor: *CHOMP* *Yes, even the villains were in the joyous time of year, including Donald Trump...*  Donald Trump: Santa, no offense, but your fired.Santa: Great, there goes my paycheck for the year... Elf: But Santa, what about Christmas? Santa: SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PRICK AND HELP ME PACK!! *The X-Hunters, in there newly built base, were exchanging gifts between one another...*  Serges: Here you are, Violen. Violen: *Opens the box* Oh, wow! An official "I Love Lucy" stopwatch! It'll go perfectly right next to my official "I Love Lucy" action figures! Thanks, Serges!Serges: Aw, don't mention it. And here's you present Agile. Agile: *Tears the paper off* Cool! A bunch of rusty knives! Now I can slit my wrists whenever I want! THANKS GUYS!!Serges and Violen: Don't mention it, buddy!Man: Hey you guys! How many times do I have to tell you, get outta my dumpster!! Agile: Quickly! Retreat!*And even Dr. Wily back 20XX was celebrating Christmas... sort of*  Dr. Wily: Thank God I built that time machine to send that stupid navi back to his own time. Don't you agree, Bass? Bass: *In the time machine* What'cha say Wily?Dr. Wily: Get out of there, you fool! If your not careful, this entire place could--Loud Speaker: WARNING! WARNING! INSTABILITY HAS BEEN DETECTED! SELF-DESTRUCTION MODE ACTIVATED IN HO... HO... HOOOOOO! *Bass then teleported away* Dr. Wily: ........Crud...*The real story begins at the Island Attackers... uhhh... Island...*  Overdrive: Hey Crab, what the hell are you eating.  Crab: "Retard Sandwhich" yay! Overdrive: What's a "Retard Sandwhich"? Crab: Flamin Hot Cheetos, and Mirical Whip. Overdrive: RIGHT.  Morph: Be quiet, I'm doing research on it ever since I found radioactivity emmiting from it. Wheel: But who picked the name?Morph: Crab.Wheel: Oh. Magna: I'm bored... Wheel: Me too.  Crystal: Zzzzz... Wheel: Well see you guys I am going to town.Magna: Meh!*So Wheel Gator jumps in the sewer and goes to town* BRINNG! Overdrive: Since when do we have a phone?Magna: Since I stole one. Overdrive: Ohhh...  Flame: I'll get it! Hello... Yeah right ok we will be there soon. Bye.
Wire: Who was it?Flame: I don't know but there's a party at that old warehouse on 3rd Street.
Magna, Wire, Crab and Overdrive: PARTY!!Magna: Well, lets go!*So the IA hopped it to there super shagadelic bus of the 70's and headed to 3rd Street except Wheel, Morph and Crystal* Overdrive: *Grinning* Nice a keg. Crab: YAY for cookies! Magna: Lets not start that again. Flame: Cool.*Suddenly Bass shows up* Overdrive: Damnit I just finished tapping the keg! Crab: And I'm not finished with my cookies! Bass: Well too bad Island Attackers!*Super indestructable cables pop out of the ground and enclose the Island Attackers* Bass: HA! You're all screwed now Island Attackers. *Three stray cables drop to the floor* Bass: Where are the rest of you...?
Wire: Oh, they're off doing something stupid.Bass: Makes sense.Overdrive: *Reaches for beer hat*Magna: Overdrive... what are you doing?!Overdrive: It's still a party right? I can't leave a party until I throw up!Magna: Why? Overdrive: It's the only time I get drunk. Magna: Ahh... *Overdrive throws up and it burns the cable around him freeing him* Overdrive: Ohhhh, my head...Flame: Woah, shouldn't have had the punch... *Pukes* Magna: *Gags himself with his tongue* Crab: *Still eating cookies* Ohhh..*Pukes*
Wire: *Pukes*Bass: You're all disgusting. I'm out of here. *Leaves* Overdrive: Wire, you didn't eat or drink anything to puke and you didn't gag yourself so what happened?
Wire: Crab's "Retard Sandwich". Overdrive: Ahhh. Magna: Welp, lets go home... *At IA's base* Magna: Hey Crystal, where's Wheel?Crystal: Zzzz... *Throws crinkled piece of paper at Magna*Magna: "Wheel called, he's in jail, and he didn't leave a number. Sincerely, The Snail on the Couch".Magna: We have to go get Wheel out. Overdrive: Naaa, lets just leave him there. Flame: I'll go get him. *So Flame leaves to get Wheel out of jail* Overdrive: Well I'm gonna hit the sack. Crab: What sack, huh huh huh?Overdrive: I am going to go to sleep. Crab: What about hitting the sack?Overdrive: ...Shut up. Crab: Yay for shutting up! Morph: By the way Crab, did you know that your "Retard Sandwich" contained spider eggs? Crab: Yep. I'm pregnant for Christmas! Yay!Morph: Just checking.*An hour later Flame comes back with Wheel* Magna: Why were you in jail? Wheel: Uhhh... I fed a diabetic horse?Magna: Will someone please just end this stupid thing all ready?! Oh yeah, and SHUT UP!!Wheel: Meanie.The End
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