Part Four
By Rebel
Trump: I am telling you this because it is for your own good.
Bill Gates: And I am not inclined to agree. Trump: Stupid fool. Even if you are arguably the head of the most powerful company in the world, you don't think I have the power to take it away? Gates: You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Trump. But why should I care about Chaos Emeralds?
Eggman: *clears throat* We have reason to believe that you discovered one not too long ago. Gates: I see... so that is why you have come. Eggman: Eggsactly. Gates: ...Did you just say eggsactly? Eggman: Don't be absurd. Now back onto business-- Gates: You did say eggsactly! I heard it with my own two ears! Trump: So did I. Eggman: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS YOUR POINT?! Eggman: *calms down* Whatever the case, we want that emerald. It would not do our associates any good if we came back empty-handed. Gates: Look, Ivo. I know you have been ridiculed over the years of having an obsession with eggs, which is why I am concerned that you are starting to take the whole situation to far-- Eggman: I. DON'T. CARE. Gates: But-- Eggman: No. Gates: But-- Eggman: No. Gates: BUT-- Trump: It's official: You suck. Gates: THAT'S IT!! *presses a button behind his desk and an army of robots emerges from behind the wall* GOOD DAY SIRS!! Eggman: It's go time! *presses a button on his wrist watch*
iX: *breaks the door down* Someone call?! Trump: I believe that it is time to fire these gentlemen, if you catch my drift.
Barbamon: Of course. Leviamon?
Leviamon: Right away.
Lilithmon: *appears before him* Oh-ho, I think not, little man. Gates: Hunh? Lilithmon: Phantom Pain!
*Lilithmon sprays a deadly mist that covers Gates, causing him to scream in agony until it subsides.* Barbamon: I suppose that takes care of another fool. Gates: W-what...? Lilithmon: Now, you will be a good boy and get us our Chaos Emerald, okay? Gates: Y-yes... *walks off in a trance* Eggman: What did you do? Lilithmon: Cursed him. That particular curse made him a nice little puppet. Trump: *turns to the remaining robots* You are all fired. iX: Hah! Weaklings!! Barbamon: Hm, it was just as I thought. Together with our abilities we are all unstoppable. Not even some super-powered freak would be able to defeat us!
Anti-Majin: *sneezes* STUPID FOOLS WHO DARE SPEAK OF MY NAME SHALL BE TERMINATED!! *raises fist threateningly*
Frank: What are you blabbering about? Anti-Majin: Shut your mouth or I'll rip you a new one.
Jade: What in the world is going on, Dark Knight? You aren't acting normal here.
Dark Knight: Heheheh, I've done it!
Blackbelt: Done what? Dark Knight: I've got my very own LILY-CHAN!!
AM: And here we were worried you were going to kill us all or something. Dark Knight: Nah, that's for later. Dark Knight: I didn't say anything.
Vile: *walks in* Hey, slackers! Sigma's got an important message for all of you, so hop to it!! *leaves*
Spark: Again?
Elecmon: We've been getting a lot of these, haven't we?
Brick: Aw, who cares? Kamemon, if you'd please.
Kamemon: Yessir. *lifts Brick up and carries him to the meeting room* (I'm gonna spike your drink!)
Lillymon: Let's go, DK. Dark Knight: *hearts in his eyes* Yes, Lilly-chan... Mmm...
Darksage: What's the word, Sigma?
Sigma: Good, you're here.
Commandramon: Is there a problem? Sigma: Hmph, nothing that a mere digital creature should concern himself with.
Bearmon: I smell a prejudice--
Seadragon: Shh!! Jade: Please continue, Sigma. Sigma: *eyes everyone cautiously* Yes... anyway, you all know about those ex-Mavericks who have their own Digimon now? Dark Knight: Yeah... Spark: What about 'em? Sigma: Apparently my pets have failed, which means that the mercenary has not done his job correctly.
Ryuudamon: So how is that our problem? Sigma: I'll tell you how it is--that means that I am going to make you all go up there and finish the job. No one will make a mockery out of the almighty Sigma!! Sigma: Now go!! Sigma: What's the matter? AM: Err, no offense, but we just got done with a fight with the Shadow Hunters not too long ago. Blackbelt: So we were kinda hoping to kick back and relax for the rest of the day.
Pico Devimon: What they are trying to get at is that they want to wait until tomorrow to kill the fools. Blackbelt: What he said. Sigma: Hmm, let me think about it--No. Seadragon: Can't you reconsider? Sigma: Well, all right--No.
Piyomon: You bastard! Sigma: So I am! Now get going.
Rebel: C'mon, Dorumon! You've gotta rawk!! *rawks*
Dorumon: Why? Rebel: 'Cause you are behind everyone else! Therefore you must rawk to get better. You don't want to suck do ya? Dorumon: Well, no... Rebel: Then let's rawk. Right Metabad?
Metabad: YEAH!! *rawks* Rebel: *rawks* Dorumon: All right, I'll do it! *rawks*
Monodramon: You all make me sick.
Void: *enters the room* Everyone, I've got an important announcement to make.
Outlaw: What is it? Void: Oh, nothing much, just-- Rebel: Hold on a sec. Whose the leader around here, Void? Void: ...You are. Rebel: That's right. So WHO should be making all of the important announcements? Void: Me. Rebel: Damn straight. Now go on and tell us. *drinks a can of coke*
Renamon: *smiles to herself*
Sean: Is this going to be bad? Void: Not as bad as Majin when he's sober.
Majin: *covered in bandages* AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Patamon: *drunk* FREEEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAALLING
Shadowstrike: Oh god, he's gotten Patamon!
Veemon: *tugging Shadow's arm* Hey, uh, can I try some of that? Shadowstrike: Fine, we might as well all try it, too!
DK: Hah, how sorry they are. Can't even hold some common liqour!
Lalamon: Now, now, DK. Don't make fun of others just because they aren't like you. DK: Too true... Void: ANYWAY, back to the topic at hand... Rebel: I'll say. Hurry up and speak already, Void. Sheesh. Metabad: Yeah, sheesh. Dorumon: Sheesh. Void and Renamon: *sweatdrops* Monodramon: To give you the benefit of the doubt I'll beg you to start talking. Void: Thank you. Now, about what I was going to say... I have been doing some research on the Chaos Emerald that was found during the encounter with the Devidramon earlier.
Betamon: So what'd you find? Void: Well, normally Chaos Emeralds have a reaction when they are near other emeralds, right?
Agumon X: Right. DK: Go on... Void: I have noticed that the emerald has been reacting sporadically, as if the other emeralds are here, but not. Rebel: And what the Hell is that supposed to mean? Void: It means that the rest of the emeralds are in another dimension. And they are gathering. Outlaw: Gathering? Void: Yeah, but who or what is doing it is unknown to me at this point. I'm going to have to do some more research to figure that out. Dorumon: Oooh, spooky. Metabad: But liek, or awesomeness will save the day, right? Rebel: I believe you mean our... rawksomeness. Metabad: Dude that rawks. Rebel: Totally. Dorumon: I say we rawk in celebration of this new revelation! Void: So... does our great and almighty leader have any comments on this latest news? Rebel: *stops and thinks* Hmm... well, it sounds pretty bad, but eh, I really couldn't give a rats ass at this point in time. Renamon: What... did you just say? Rebel: I said I really couldn't care less. Besides, I'm too busy rawking and all. Renamon: What...?! Rebel: VOID!! I demand that this Digimon gets hearing aids! It's ruining my jive. Void: *sighs* Agumon X: Again?! Void: Hmm, apparently we've got a message coming in. Should I accept it? Rebel: Go for it. Jade: Greetings, Code: Island Attackers. May I ask which of you is the leader? Rebel: That'd be me... wait a tick... you sound familiar... Jade?! Jade: Rebel?! You're the leader? Sean: Why are you attacking us? Jade: Sean, too? Sheesh, this is craziness. Rebel: I'll say. Are there any other surprise guests on your end as well? Jade: Well, AM is here too. Rebel: Crap. Jade: Hey, don't worry about it. I'm in charge of this unit, Alpha Movement. Rebel: All right. So what do you want? Jade: Under the orders of our master Sigma, we have been instructed to destroy both you and your ship. Rebel: I see, so it's a fight you want, eh?! Well, bring it on! We won't lose!! Jade: Then let's get this show on the road. Void: Rebel, what in the world was that all about? Rebel: I'll talk about it later. What's important right now is that we get ready for a fight. Island Attackers... ATTACK!!!
Mario: *attempts jump on Barbamon's head* Barbamon: *steps out of the way* Mario: Mama-mia! Barbamon: I've grown tired of this child's play. Crimson Flame!
Peach: What did you do to Mario? Eggman: Do not worry. He's merely gone on vacation. Peach: Okay! Lalala~! *prances off* iX: Dumb blonde. Bet she still thinks Bowser Jr. is her kid. Leviamon: *holding an emerald in his mouth* Barbamon! We found the emerald! Trump: It was located in the basement, just like our sources told us. It was practically unguarded. Barbamon: Excellent. *takes the emerald* With this, we have four. Lilithmon: And we know that a certain "Shadow the Hedgehog" holds two of the remaining three. Eggman: *coughs* I still can't believe we have to deal with that OTHER hedgehog. Knowing my luck we'll probably run into-- iX: Aw, stuff it, gramps. Eggman: Quiet, you. Barbamon: Well, in order to find this "Shadow" we must be able to locate him. Therefore let us look for the other emerald first. Leviamon: Do we have any leads? Lilithmon: I was incapable of obtaining more information. Eggman: Then... I suppose we are at a dead end. Trump: Actually... Barbamon: Yes? What is it? Trump: I have a place that we can check out... some old "friends" which I've been dying to see... Barbamon: Then by all means, show us the way.
Luigi: Ohohoho. Poor Mario. With these burns I can say he met his end by the hands of Bowser, and once I bring that Koopa to justice, I shall become the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom! Just you wait, Peach. Luigi here is gonna show you why mushrooms are bad for you.
Agile: Ah, home sweet home.
Serges: I must say our new accommodations are rather nice.
Violen: But I miss my trash can... Agile: Shut up! At least with this we've got a roof over our heads. Do you want another freak blizzard to come out of nowhere and trample us again? Violen: But the snowman I made-- Agile: SHUT UP!! Serges: *ignoring the others* Now, our first objective is to find the CIA. Agile: Yeah, after that Anti guy came in here and took over we've lost our only good job. Violen: You mean getting our butts handed to us on a regular basis? Agile: Yep. Serges: Regardless, we've heard that they are now in a mobile base, so they could be anywhere in the world. Violen: That's a big place. Agile: Do you try to be stupid? Violen: *teary-eyed* I don't try! I just am. Barbamon: So, you say that they are mobile... X-Hunters: Who's there?! Lilithmon: Lovely base you boys have. Agile: *puffing his chest out* W-why thank you. I do try to set a good example and all that... Lilithmon: That was a joke, idiot! Agile: Oh. Trump: *stepping forward* It's nice to see you again, X-Hunters. Serges: T-Trump?! Violen: Weren't you thrown in jail or something? Trump: These gentlemen were kind enough to free me. Unlike a trio of nincompoops who can't even tie their own shoelaces. Leviamon: Stand up, fools, less you want to feel our wrath! Agile: So, uh, what can we do for you, such honored guests? Trump: Well, since we go such a long way back, I wanted you to tell us where the CIA is now. Eggman: Of course we already have that information... so why not tell us if you know where one "Shadow the Hedgehog" is located? Serges: Shadow the Hedgehog? Never heard of him. Lilithmon: If you are lying you will pay for it. Agile: *steps back* The X-Hunters don't lie! Maybe stretch the truth to the point where it is no longer recognizable, but lying? Don't make us laugh! Violen: Only on Tuesdays! Trump: It is Tuesday. Violen: Oh... nevermind then. Barbamon: Very well then. I suppose we have gotten what we have come for. Let us go meet these "Island Attackers..." Agile: W-wait! Serges: What do you plan to do once you meet the CIA? Violen: Is there any Lucy involved? Trump: Hmm, since you were kind enough to tell us where they are, I suppose it would only be fitting to reward you. iX? iX: Yeah? Trump: Fire them. iX: Heheheh, right away... *cracks knuckles* Serges: Huh?! Agile: No! Wait! LOVE AND PEACE!! Violen: *Curls into a ball and starts rocking back and forth* The bad things will go away, the bad things will go away, the bad things will go away...