Come Join Us
By Shadowstrike

((NOTE: Click here for the actual song.))

*It is day in a warehouse outside the city*

Serges: Damnation! Why can-

Agile and Violen: Beat those C:IA fools.

Serges: How did you know what I was going to say?

Agile: We have heard that same statement atleast 10 times today.

Violen: Can't we just sit around the TV and not fight?

Serges: Yeah, that will work--*turns around*--WHERE IS THE DAMN TV?!

Rebel: *holding the TV* Haha! YOINK! *runs out*

Violen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Violen: NOOOOOOOOOOOO--Oh wait, Lucy is on!

Agile: Rebel stole the TV, remember? It was 30 seconds ago!

Violen: Oh, right. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Serges: Agile, I think it is time we did something to change our future. It is time we increased our numbers!

Agile: You don't mean....

Serges: Yes! I mean a Membership Drive! The X-Hunter's Reputation will no longer be shamed by those damned Code Island Attackers!

*A week later and every TV has had the same ad on it*

Serges: *wearing large glasses* So you say you got to know why the world goes round

Violen: *wearing an afro* And you can't find the truth in the things you've found

Agile: *wearing a beret and a fake mustache* And you're scared shitless 'cause evil abounds

X-Hunters: COME JOIN US!

*As they say the words, they appear on the screen with a location and a date underneath it*

*A few weeks later*

Agile: *sitting in a warehouse filled with people* Look at this turn out!

Violen: All these people want to join us?

Guy In Crowd: Wait, you mean this isn't the place to touch Zero's booblight?

Serges: No.

Crowd: WE ARE LEAVING!

Agile: Wait! No!

Guy In Crowd: Why shouldn't we?

Agile: Why? This is why... CUE THE LIGHTS!

Violen: *the lights dim, as he starts to sing * Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in

Serges: *singing along* Full of adherent people with the same objective

Agile: A family to cling to and call brethren

X-Hunters: Come join us!

Guy in Crowd: Hey... these guys know what they are talking about...

X-Hunters: *singing more * All we want to do is change your mind
All you need to do is close your eyes!
*as they finish they strike a pose*
Come join us!
Come join us!
Come join us!

Serges: So, gonna stay?

Crowd: Hmm... NO! *All but a few leave*

Agile: Aw... they all left.

???: Um... not all of them sir.

Violen: Who said that!?

???: I did sir. You may call me GBD.

Agile: What is your real name?

GBD: My name is... um... I don't really remember. Everyone has been calling me GBD for years that I forgot my real name.

Serges: What is your training?

GBD: I served with Megaman X for a few years, until I was shot down in duty.

Agile: Why do you want to join us, then?

GBD: Because people keep thinking that all I am good for it blowing up in less than ten seconds! Well, I want to prove them wrong! I'll prove them ALL wrong!

Serges: I see nothing wrong here. Any other questions?

Violen: *raises hand* Do you like Lucy?

GBD: Wasn't she some stupid human that died hundreds of years ago?

Violen: GRARGH LUCY IS NOT STUPID!! *smashes GBD to pieces*

Serges: Damnit! What was that for?

Violen: He said Lucy was stupid...

Agile: HE WAS GOING TO JOIN US!

Violen: BUT LUCY!! *cries*

Rebel: You guys REALLY are messed up.

Agile: AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Rebel: Well, I came here originally to make fun of Zero, but now that I see it really is you guys in this place, I had a better idea.

Agile: And that was?

Rebel: I'm going to sit here *points to a chair* and watch you guys recruit.

Serges: *seething with anger* And why would you do that?

Rebel: Because I know you won't get anyone else to join.

Serges: But what about them? *points to the rest of the people here*

Rebel: I doubt they will be here much longer.

Serges: Oh, you think that?

Rebel: Yes.

Agile: Well, watch this people... listen up!

Serges: *starts to sing* Don't you see the trouble that most people are in?

Violen: *pointing at Rebel* And that they just want you for their own advantage?

Agile: But I swear to you we're different from all of them

X-Hunters: Come join us!

Rebel: Bravo. *claps just once* Just bravo.

Metabad: That was rawkin.

Rebel: Metabad, what are you doing here?

Metabad: I go with the flow, and the flow told me to rawk here.

Serges: Thanks. Want to join up?

Metabad: No. That would not be rawksome.

Agile: Then... GET OUT!

Metabad: Okay, you're not rawkin anymore! I'm out of here!

Violen: Uh-oh!

Serges: Is there anyone here that isn't an Attacker?

Reploid A: Um... I'm not an Attacker. But, why should I join you guys? All you've done is sing to me.

Agile: This is why!

Violen: *starts to sing* I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live

Reploid A: More singing...

Agile: Where truth is determined by consensus

Serges: Full of codified arbitrary directives

X-Hunters: Come join us!
All we want to have is your small mind,
turn it into one of our own kind!
So come join us!
Come join us!
Come join us!

Reploid A: O... kay...

Rebel: You guys are pathetic.

Serges: Shut up you!

Violen: So, what do you say, want to join?

Reploid A: Are... are you guys a band or something?

Agile: No. We're bounty hunters.

Reploid A: Oh. Are you any good?

Rebel: They are the worst.

Serges: IGNORE HIM! We are the best of the best!

Reploid A: Then why do you want more people?

Agile: We want new blood.

Violen: Why do we want blood? Shouldn't blood stay in the person?

Reploid A: Well... I'll wait a bit and see.

Serges: Why wait?

Agile: You see, we are offering friendship!

Violen: *singing* You can go through life adrift and alone

Agile: Desperate, desolate, on your own

Serges: But we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones

X-Hunters and Rebel: So come join us!
Come join us!
Come join us!

Reploid A: *to Rebel* Why did you just break into song?

Rebel: It's kinda fun.

Reploid B: I... I think I'm going to join!

Serges: YES!

Violen: BABALOU!

Agile: EXCELLENT!

Reploid C: I'm out of here. You guys are too weird. *goes to leave*

Violen: NOOOOO! *throws his mace at the Reploid, making it go boom* ...Oops.

Reploid A: ...Well that complicates this.

Rebel: *cracking open a coca-cola* Red Rum!

Violen: Can I have one?

Rebel: No.

Violen: I hate you.

Rebel: The world hates you.

Agile: Yeah, well... *singing* We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew!

Violen: The world hates us, well we hate them too!

Serges: But you're exempted of course if you

X-Hunters and Reploid B: Come join us!


Agile: Independent, self-contented, revolutionary!

Violen: Intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly!

Serges: If you're not one of them you're us already!

X-Hunters, Reploid B, and Rebel: So come join us!
Come join us!
Come join us!
Come join us!
COME JOIN US!

Violen: *holding his mace* So... what do you say?

Reploid A: Um... I... um...

Serges: *aiming a rifle* Yes or no?

Agile: *sword in hand* It's a really simple question.

Reploid B: *with a lead pipe* You know you want to.

Rebel: Just answer. *pulls out a Magnet Mine*

Reploid A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH--

*The scene shifts*

Reploid A: Huh? What? Where am I?

Lifesaver: Your upgrade is done! That mp3 player addition correctly adjusted to your system!

Reploid A: Then... all that was a dream?

Lifesaver: Nothing more.

Reploid A: None of it happened?

Lifesaver: Not a single part.

Reploid A: Wow. That is... anti-climactic.

Lifesaver: I know. Imagine if you were reading this.

Reploid A: Yeah, sucks to be them.

The End

Agile	Cast of Characters	Violen
	Serges