Note: I originally blocked this IM until Rebel told me it was a friend. Now you know. - Outlaw

Chisai Goddess: :( Grandpa is sad that he was blocked.

MaNkInD89032: well since any and all my grandparents are dead is just a tad weird to get an im from teh grave

Chisai Goddess: :( I'm in heaven and I thought you'd like to know what's it like up here...

MaNkInD89032: full of flying bunnies and chocolate

Chisai Goddess: Exactly! But since you blocked your own grandpa, you're going to hell.

MaNkInD89032: thats ok, it's warm there and I'm getting tired of teh cold. plus they all be my homeboy. We play cards on the weekends. me jesus and whoever is available from below

Chisai Goddess: Jesus wants me to show you something!

Chisai Goddess: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/toadies/NOES.jpg

Chisai Goddess: :3

MaNkInD89032: ahh yes. but can he explain this I wonder? spider man will make you gay - b3ta

Chisai Goddess: :( Oh, now I'm dead and GAY!

MaNkInD89032: Well it could be worse. youcould be dead, gay and being the top spam taster.

Chisai Goddess: ..... Oooohhh...... But I like Spam! :3

MaNkInD89032: yeah it got you through the war

Chisai Goddess: Yeah, and it gave me fond memories of returning to see my grandson. :(

Chisai Goddess: But now you're going to hell with your homies. :(

MaNkInD89032: nahh i got a free pass when I opened up a box they give those out for free now. So good they send you to heaven. and you know god loves his cheese

Chisai Goddess: :D Yeah, but God always cuts the damn cheese all the time so you gotta watch out, sonny!

MaNkInD89032: is that why we had so many hurricanes?

Chisai Goddess: :( Sadly, yes.

MaNkInD89032: well tell him to buy some tums next time. and lay off the pizza and beer

Chisai Goddess: :O You can't say that to God!

MaNkInD89032: I told you he be one of my homies, he can take it

Chisai Goddess: :( God is pretty sensitive about his flatulence.

MaNkInD89032: nahh when he rips one he likes to have a lugh. God's got a great sense of humor. Just look at the friggin platapus

Chisai Goddess: XD! I love platapusses!

Chisai Goddess: .... Is it platapussies?

MaNkInD89032: I don't know.. I don't hand with them much. they never come to the bar like those crazy wildabeast do

Chisai Goddess: I don't like Wasps. Why did God invent Wasps!?

Chisai Goddess: Nothing eats Wasps!

MaNkInD89032: bob Barker does. he scares children and dogs hate him

Chisai Goddess: Bob Barker doesn't count! :O

MaNkInD89032: why not?

Chisai Goddess: Because he's inhuman....

MaNkInD89032: that would explain teh extension cord

Chisai Goddess: :3 That explains his extreme lactation....

MaNkInD89032: which brings us back to cheese

Chisai Goddess: Of course.....

Chisai Goddess: Which brings us back to this http://dingdingdong.ytmnd.com/

MaNkInD89032: Viscera takes away Vader's hot dog (refresh)

MaNkInD89032: owned

Chisai Goddess: XD

Chisai Goddess: Shake that little ass and get me his hot dog.

MaNkInD89032: hot dogs not be made of dogs

Chisai Goddess: They be made of alien weiners.

MaNkInD89032: those poor alien's

Chisai Goddess: Pickles are alien weiners too.

MaNkInD89032: good thing I don't eat those

Chisai Goddess: But you eat Hot Dogs!

MaNkInD89032: nope. they make me have to sit in the padded room with the no hurt me coat

Chisai Goddess: :3 That coat makes me happy! The coat of many colors..

MaNkInD89032: mine is usally white. Johnny takes all the good ones.

Chisai Goddess: :O Tell me... How can I reach this Johnny!?

MaNkInD89032: hard to say. he's a homicidal maniac after all. but this link may help: JTHM - FO

MaNkInD89032: ahh the mutant hampster needs to be tucked in. Sleep calls to him and me

Chisai Goddess: :D G'nite!

MaNkInD89032: morning